Longing for the minimal brain power expenditure that TV requires, and just wanting to see my good buddy, BB, I joined her to see The Lincoln Lawyer, which wasn’t half bad. I have a few words for the cast:
Matthew McConaughey
1. Your name is difficult to spell. I had to Google it.
2. You still look alright, alright in a wife-beater
Ryan Phillipe
You still look good but I didn’t forget that you cheated on that cute Reese Witherspoon. You dog!
2. Wait, are you going out with Rhianna? Where have I been?
Marisa Tomei
1.Thank you for not botoxing your face to death and still looking super sexy.
2. I completely forgot that you were on A Different World.
Josh Lucas
Hey…how you doin’?
Bryan Cranston
1. I’m sorry you were so underutilized in this movie
2. Loved you as Dr. Tim Whatley on Seinfeld!
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